I Long For the Day When People DON’T Fall for This Trash.

This was sent to one of my e-mail addresses, I wonder who died.  The only thing I changed was the e-mail address because I don’t want some moron accusing me of defrauding them because I left it in there.

From The Desk of Liang Tao

Email:

21st December,2009

Hello,

I am Liang Tao, Principal Assurance manager for the Huxia Bank in London U.K. I am getting in touch with you regarding the estate of our late customer who is related to you and an investment placed under our banks management 7 years ago.

I would respectfully request that you keep the contents of this mail confidential and respect the integrity of the information you come by as a result of this mail. I contact you independently and no one is informed of this communication.

In 2002, the subject matter; came to our bank to engage in business discussions with our private banking division. He informed us that he had a financial portfolio of 8.35 million United States dollars, which he wished to have us invest on his behalf.

Based on my advice, we spun the money around various opportunities and made attractive margins for our first months of operation, the accrued profit and interest stood at this point at over 10 million United States Dollars. In mid 2004, he instructed that the principal sum (8.35M) be liquidated because he needed to make an urgent investment requiring cash payments in Hong Kong and China. We got in touch with a specialist bank in China, the Guangdong Development Bank (GDB) who agreed to receive this money for a fee and make cash available to our customer . However Guangdong Development Bank got in touch with us last year that this money has not been claimed. On further enquiries we found out that our customer was involved in an accident in Mainland China, which means he died intestate. He has no next of kin and the reason I am writing you is because you are namesakes.

What I propose is that since I have exclusive access to his file, you will be made the beneficiary of these funds. My bank will contact you informing you that money has been willed to you. On verification, which will be the details I make available to my bank, my bank will instruct GDB to make payments to you. You do not have to have known him. I know this might be a bit heavy for you but please trust me on this. For all your troubles I propose that we split the money in half. In the banking circle this happens every time. The other option is that the money will revert back to the state.

Nobody is getting hurt; this is a lifetime opportunity for us. I hold the KEY to these funds, and as a Chinese National we see so much cash and funds being re-assigned daily. I would want us to keep communication for now strictly by the above telephone and fax numbers.

Please, again, note I am a family man; I have a wife and children. I send you this mail not without a measure of fear as to the consequences, but I know within me that nothing ventured is nothing gained and that success and riches never come easy or on a platter of gold. This is the one truth I have learned from my private banking clients. Do not betray my confidence. If we can be of one accord, we should act swiftly on this. Please pardon my writing mistakes. Please get back to me immediately via the email address above or the telephone number above. You should provide all your contact details.

NOTE: I WILL REVEAL THE IDENTITY OF OUR CUSTOMER AND MORE DETAILS ABOUT HIM WHEN YOU GET IN TOUCH. THESE DETAILS ARE WITH-HELD FOR SECURITY REASONS. Please email me at: I will Steal Your Money@Moron.com

Email me at(I will Steal Your Money@Moron.com)

I await your response.

Liang Tao

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2 Responses to “I Long For the Day When People DON’T Fall for This Trash.”

  1. Hi, I’m Julie and I’m kind of new to blogging. I still have an AOL email if that tells you anything:) My question is this, do you use a free blog template (or is it called a theme?) or did you buy it somewhere? Lots of stuff to learn :) Thanks, Julie

  2. fascinating topic, i wonder if this will stay the way it is currently.

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